I received a report this afternoon that our sweet Fran was arrested for spouse abuse. If the reports are accurate, she may be in the Leon County jail even as I type this news report. The details are sketchy but it seems the police were called after neighbors heard a loud noise coming from their house.

Authorities would not confirm the story when I questioned. But an anonymous source reported that Fran had "discovered" Harry was a closet Alabama football fan! This was revealed after she found a complete Alabama jogging suit, and a blazer, complete with a felt "Bear Bryant" checkered hat stashed in his shed out back. The source also claims she found one ticket to the Alabama-Auburn football game and a receipt requesting another for the Alabama-Florida SEC title game. Apparently this was too much for the distraught Fran and she simply "snapped" according to my source " She grabbed up a golf club, and went at him!" "She went way over par on poor Harry's head" the anonymous tipster said.

I will report more details as they become available. Also not to be overlooked in this sad episode is the more pressing issue. What will become of Harry's Alabama football tickets? Roll Tide! This story is a complete fabrication of course. Fran will have to read the tutorial on how to remove or edit it... Who's next?